Ever since musicians have dared to push the social envelope – and this dates back to at least Mozart’s time (surely you’ve seen “Amadeus”?) – the artwork that accompanies their packaged music has fallen in stride to match. By the time the 1980s rolled around, one might wonder which was more controversial: the music or the album cover?
Don’t get me wrong; there are some incredibly well-designed CD covers out there. Some are tasteful, some are not – naturally, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Then, there are those CD covers that never should have been designed in the first place, regardless of how iconic they might have been.
Nudity and swearing notwithstanding (which pretty much eliminates all ’80s metal), I present my list of the five most outrageous CD cover designs ever.
The demon child is the most terrifying infant I’ve ever seen, even if it the horns are just budding. It makes you wonder what sorts of horrors it would bring if it were allowed to live to adulthood. Oh, right… Ozzy. Question answered.
What could be more horrific than four man-faces melded together into a single visage? When those four man-faces are the very same that sang “Fat Bottom Girls.” Yeah, they make the rockin’ world go ’round.
This picture’s worth a thousand words, but only two questions: how much were they paid to do this? And how much were they paid to do this?
As if David Bowie weren’t scary enough, they had to whiten out his eyeballs to suggest he came from another universe. I’m not sure we needed the suggestion, but hey, at least he’s clothed.
A list of outrageous CD covers wouldn’t be complete without Weird Al in the mix, and though I promised no nudity I couldn’t resist the master of musical parody’s take on Nirvana’s breakthrough album. Still, a naked man chasing down a fish-hooked doughnut is probably the last thing most of us want to see at any hour of the day.