Life is full of warm and fuzzy feelings, yet there’s plenty of evil going around. Examining that paradox is probably best left to philosophers, but you and I can have a bit of fun examining some of the more maniacal designs I could find on the web. After all, which is the scarier demon: a wolf, or a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
Everyone loves a cute little bunny, right? Just be glad this one’s not filling your basket.
If your little girl wants a doll for her birthday, I’d pass on anything that even remotely resembles this atrocity.
I’m guessing this model isn’t available at Vermont Teddy Bear. I love the chainsaw “brand” – “Cute Cut.”
Looks like the Big Bad Wolf messed with the wrong Little Red!
This is why I never believed my friends when they said: “Go ahead and pick him up, he won’t bite!”
My son has had two birthday parties featuring the cutest two clowns … this was not one of them.
If you’ve ever been around ducklings or chicks in the company of women, you’ve probably heard all the “oohs” and “aahs” you can handle. Just once, I’d love to see their reaction to this hideous duckling. Somehow I doubt it ends up as a magnificent swan.
Who wants a ride?
As if evil dolls and ducklings weren’t enough …
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