I love bumper stickers. No really, I do. I might have graduated beyond the stick-the-rudest-and-every-band-you-like bumper sticker era of my youth, sure; today, I appreciate a great bumper sticker for marketing purposes. But that doesn’t mean I love all bumper stickers. In fact, a great many bumper stickers I believe should never adorn my car. Or your car. Or anyone’s car.
Case in point: Here are six stupid bumper stickers you’d better be glad aren’t on your car.
This is so seriously stupid I honestly can’t believe anyone makes money printing them. Oh, wait, yes I can, in the budding “let’s prank a cop and hope we don’t get busted” market (look closely and you’ll see that this bumper sticker was placed on a police car).
What gets me is the dopes who find this bumper sticker so gol’darn amusing they just have to stick on their crappy car.
OK, I’ve got to admit … this one’s kind of funny, even if you own a cat (I, unfortunately, do). But I definitely wouldn’t want to pull up to a business meeting with this thing on my bumper.
OK, so this just doesn’t make sense. I mean, I understand it’s supposed to be a statement for the supposed disadvantages of the middle class, but if the middle class is shrinking which side of the fence will the bumper sticker buyers be on?
I can only imagine two pen-protector-wearing geologists having a snort over this one. If they’d stop giggling at the phrase “Grand Teton” they might be able to get a date.
I guarantee you, with 100 percent certainty, that if I put this bumper sticker on my car in my city and park downtown, I am going to get my ass kicked.