What to Get 'Desktop Dad' for Father's Day

Brian
June 15, 2011

Do you have a Desktop Dad? That is, is your dad a professional who spends a lot of time at his computer? Maybe a graphic designer, freelance writer, accountant, entrepreneur, web developer, programmer or some other desktop job? Maybe you think your dad's job is boring? Rest assured, even though the Desktop Dad might appear to have a boring job, there are plenty of contraptions available that will keep us entertained for many hours on end. In fact, as a Desktop Dad myself, I can go for hours without even thinking about the humdrum of the pile of work in front of me. And with the following Father's Day gifts, you can give your own Desktop Dad some much needed respite from work, while he's at work. Enjoy! Desktop Horseshoes Now Desktop Dad can play horseshoes on his desk, instead of propping his own shoes on his desk. Dartboard Decision Maker When it's time to make tough decisions, Desktop Dad always knows what to do. Gold Slinky Slinky is for kids. Gold slinky is for executives. Shell out $90 to get Desktop Dad his very own. USB Rocket Launcher Annoying co-workers zap productivity. Now Desktop Dad can remove them from the face of the Earth. Time Machine Oh, if Desktop Dad could go back in time, the mistakes he would rectify. No, Pumpkin, you're not one of them. Ninja Star Push Pins To keep Desktop Dad's important notes, photos, and water cooler jokes safe and sound. Butterfly Knife Pen So Desktop Dad can scare the bejesus out of co-workers can cause mass hysteria in the office. Bug Vacuum Gun To remove that annoying buzz from the office. Or, at least one of the annoying buzzes from the office (supplement with USB Rocket Launcher as needed). BS Button Desktop Dad tires of having to deal with idiots at work. Now, he can simultaneously shoo them away and report their idiocy with a single touch of a button.

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About Brian Morris

Brian Morris serves in various capacities as a freelance writer, content developer and public relations specialist for growing small businesses. When he’s not writing, he can be found on the racquetball court - usually getting his tail kicked by guys 20 years older.

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